The Voice: The deed has been done. An entire day's worth of kazoo rips.
???: Très bien!
Zese have brought a tear to my eye, like ze first time I heard Céline. I sank you and your team for producing zese masterpieces.
Kazoo is such a beautiful instrument...
The Voice: Indeed.
So will you provide your services to me?
???: Oui. You have my hand in battle. I shall vanquish anyone you desire.
The Voice: Excellent. I have an inside agent looking to take down a resistance group. He's in the field now, but I think he could use some backup.
Is zat so?
The unknown figure hands the Voice a button.
As strong as I am, I cannot stay in your realm for very long.
So, zis is an on-call bouton. Press it, and I shall rendezvous to its location, ready to strike. I suggest you give it to zis agent of yours.
But, ah, caution. After pressing it, you may want to back off before ze portal opens.
The Voice: Excuse me?
Ah, c'est pas rien. Here is le bouton. Once again, merci beaucoup for ze kazoo rips. I must go now.