[The rip begins with the "Our Feature Presentation" bumper, with the phrase "A Wood Man Production >:]" appears under the given phrase.]
[The rip then cuts to the channel's home page, zooming in on the [[Timbre of a Kazoo [Episode 9] - The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis]] rip, which then cuts to black.]
Narrator: This fall, The SilvaGunner channel is about to get spooky. [shot of the SiIvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special: Part II logo] The SiIvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special: Part II.
[The rip then cuts to the SiIvaGunner house and shows President Haltmann in his night gown, watching rips on his computer, looking anxious. He then turns around to see if something is behind him, and then turns right back around to the computer, where behind him, the 8-Bit Beast appears, and rips him in half.]
Narrator: You thought it was safe to watch rips at night. You were wrong. DEAD WRONG.
[The rip cuts to the night sky and the moon with Wood Man's face on it.]
[Afterwards, it cuts to the 8-Bit Beast in its castle, followed by the 8-Bit Beast, chasing the townspeople with a chainsaw. Horrified screams are heard in the background.]
Narrator: When the night falls and the 8-Bit Beast awakens, video game music isn't the only thing, going to be ripped.
[The 8-Bit Beast encounters the Protegent mascot, and then murders him, which he then lets out a scream. His head can then be seen, dropped to the ground.]
[The rip then shows Takane Shijou, taking her police badge, cocking her gun, and driving in a police car. As well, a Grand Dad zombie appears, as he lets out a moan, which he is then shot by Takane.]
Narrator: The fate of the channel relies on one feisty, hot, loving cop, and you can bet, she's packing heat. [Shot of the 8-Bit Beast, killing people, while its theme plays and the song "Steam Gardens" transitions into "Honeycomb Highway" from "Sonic Lost World"] But can she save SiIvaGunner, from the 8-Bit Beast? Starring...
Narrator:...[shot of 8-Bit Beast] Wood "Woodman" Man, [shot of Takane Shijou] Takane Shijou, [shot of Takane Shijou and Wood Man] and special guest, Wood Man.
Wood Man: It's about to get real nice up in this motherfucker, ya diiiig?
[Wood Man then shoots his Coconut Gun to a black screen, and it shatters, with blood splattering. The SiIvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special: Part II logo appears.]
Narrator: The SiIvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special: Part II. [shot of the The SilvaGunner Spooktacular Halloween Horror Special: Volume 8-Bit Beast album appears] It's just like last year, but spookier. [The screen turns red, and the phrase "(BUT SPOOKIER)" appears.] In theaters 1977.
