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"Introduction - Nintendo Spotlight: E3 2017" is 'The full introduction to Nintendo's E3 programme" from E3 2017.

Jokes[]

The rip is an AMUNO video parodying the opening of Nintendo's E3 2017 conference.

The video starts with the Nintendo Switch Parental Control video where by the time Bowser shows up, the fact is, you're watching an AMUNO rip. Bowser tells Bowser Jr. to go have lunch but Bowser Jr. refuses and calls his father a 'geek' and a 'faggot', Jr. still refuses to stop playing, thus, enraging Bowser.

The video then transitions to a close-up of Satoru's coat where Hiro Hito asks the cameraman to zoom out. Once the camera issue is fixed, we are greeted by Satoru Iwata Shippuden; the Supreme Boss of Nintendo China who is about to reveal a new console for 'hardcore gamers and for adults'. Just before they reveal it, an image of a man holding a portrait of Satoru appears in Satoru's hand.

The trailer begins with a logo for Nintendo Chicha, later showing footage of the process in making chicha while the song used in the Nintendo Switch reveal plays. After it ends, Shippuden begins to talk about the new console and reveal one of the upcoming games.

As it starts, we finally get the signature AMUNO intro. Next, we have a trailer for the French film Brice de Nice, where you play as Brice, who is a surfer as well as his friends, Marius and Igor. In order to progress through the game, you need to 'break the people', the release date has yet to be determined.

As the trailer ends, we cut back to Satoru at his house where the cameraman has followed him back. Satoru then comments about the portrait behind him and informs us that it is a picture of his wife and daughter and then gets back on track to where they asked a 'weak white boy' and an 'african boy'. The former talks about his family and how the Chicha gave him rotten teeth, the latter explains how after the release of the console, his business had increased. During the interview with the ' boy', text above him that reads 'find name of music to win a game!!!'

It then cuts back to Shippuden, now with a photo of Osama Bin Laden at a mountain instead of his family; segwaying into the list of games released by talking about his friend Jean Claude VanDame who played: "The Legend of Chicha: Chicha of the Wild", "Mario Chicha Deluxe" and obviously, "Grand Theft Chicha", all made by the supreme boss of everyone, AMUNO. It closes of with Satoru insulting Capitalist America.

Transcript[]

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Character
French
English (based on the subtitles)
bowser

junior the snacky snaks is serve come to eat
junior

dont break my ball i geek
bowser

junior for wha are you doing



what you geek

junior

is not yo gucking bissness f*gget
bowser

come on pleas
junior

i do watevr i want bitch im 10 year old
bowser

ROAAAAAR

MY DADDYS BOY IS A F*GET


Scene change to Saturo.

Character
French
English (based on the subtitles)
hiro hito

not so near cameraman c*nt

hey honeyboo i talk to ya

drop the fucking controller fatass
satrou shipuden

hello its me satrou shipuden

supreme boss of nintendo china

welcome to nintendo direct

i know you ar fucked boring by baby and f*get vidoex gamesnt

today im gonna present the new console of nitendo

for hardocre game and for adult

sil vous plait prenez un regard


The Nintendo Chicha reveal is shown.

Character
French
English (based on the subtitles)
satrou shipuden

that new consoel nitendo nouvelie console toi 3D

the cole is perfect for capitalist american pig like you

like macdonald macmickey mcpathibulaire mcdingo

so we gon introduce you to new console

sil vous plait prenez un regard


The reveal of the Brice de Nice game begins.

Character
French
English (based on the subtitles)
satrou shipuden

with new console with go new games !!

brice de nice

discover brice de nice

brice IS surfer

you play as brice a surfer with his frien marius de fregius et igor dsocrog

i dont know when is release but you buy it


Scene change to Satoru's house.

Character
French
English (based on the subtitles)
satrou shipuden

it was nitendo chicha

but

ooooo cameraman you folow me in my home baby girl

dont mind at the portrait is my wife and my girl

if my girl wsnt my girl and my wife was younger i would like to have sex relaxion with her

i would like to tartined all day

on mario music

the console is perfect for capitalist american

we ask to a weak white boy and a african n*gger boy

sil vous plait prenez un regard


Scene change to Martin Leroi.

Character
French
English (based on the subtitles)
Martin Leroi

before i used to geek wii with my family

i have a girlfriend and i have a future

but when i doscover chicha

my future end and i got rotten teeth

but atleast i got arms 2


Scene change to Professor Manioc.

Character
French
English (based on the subtitles)
Professor Manioc

hello fucking migrant capitalist

what

its me profeseur manioc

what

im from nintendo mali

what

i got action from nintendo america

what

im here today for talking of the nintendo chicha

sicne his realease me got more money

me can sucribe amuno

viva la nitendo chicha


Scene change back to Satoru's house.

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