[The rip begins as a fake lore video. We see Voice's Tower.]
Narration: Meanwhile, at the tower...
[A silhouette, obviously of Wood Man but referred to in the dialogue boxes as "???", appears.]
??? (Wood Man): im going to the store, voice, want anything
[Another silhouette appears, also refererred to as "???".]
??? (Unknown): I think this is going to be Great!
??? (Wood Man): who the fuck are you lmao
[The silhouette turns out to be Dr. Beanson from Greeny Phatom.]
??? (Dr. Beanson): I'm one of a kind soldier, that brings you this message!
??? (Wood Man): oh
[At this point, the video switches from the Christmas Comeback Crisis format to the Greeny Phatom format. The Sony Wonder, Hanna-Barbera Productions, and Cinar idents play. We see an episode title: "Season 11/Cancelled Episode/Inside The Rip Factory"]
Little Guy: Hello. I'm Little Guy, the King of 123 Greeny Phatom. But today, I am going to listen to classic video game music until that doctor does not annoy me with his Russian composers all the time. Now, let's listen.
[Little Guy plays "Slider - Super Mario 64".]
Little Guy: Arr! Who put The Flintstones in my game songs? That does it! I'm going to listen to one more.
[Little Guy plays "Battle! (Wild Pokémon) (High Quality) - Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire".]
Little Guy: This is making me very mad! You wouldn't like me when I'm mad! If I hear one more Flintstones, for the last straw...
[Little Guy plays "Main Theme - Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends".]
Little Guy: Are you cereal!? I need to find out who making these game rips for playing a trick on me!
["MEANWHILE..."]
SiIvaGunner: [as the 7 GRAND DAD theme plays] What high quality rip should I make next?
Dr. Beanson: I have a request - its five nights at Bananas in Pyjamas.
SiIvaGunner: I only upload high quality rips, but how is this?
[SiIva plays a melodyswap of "Slider" with the Bananas in Pyjamas theme.]
Little Guy: I can't believe this no more! If I find who made this I am going to sing Barney songs until their ears bleed while drinking Pepsi Twist and spilling it all over his face while playing the scary Hanna-Barbera logo until my head explodes for seven weeks.
[SiIva pops up outside Little Guy's window as the 7 GRAND DAD theme with the Greeny Phatom "G Major" effect applied to it plays.]
SiIvaGunner: I only upload high quality rips!
Little Guy: That pesky SilvaGunner will have to be kidding me! I can't even listen to my late night teenage radio while he puts Flintstones on my songs! He is going to see bad things!
Dr. Beanson: Calm down, Little Guy! That SilvaGunner just likes to be a comedian. Leave him be!
Little Guy: You cannot tell me what to do, Dr. Beanson! I will get that SilvaGunner. who will pay for paying tricks on me!
["Snapshot Lullaby - Pokémon Snap" plays as we get the following narration:]
Narrator: And so SilvaGunner keeps Making High Quality Rips
All in the meanwhile, as Little Guy got Calmer
They had Decided they would read some Signs, for passing Time.
[Cut to a Grand Lake theater marquee edited to read "EPIC FLINTSTONES".]
Dr. Beanson: Grand Lake. Epic Flintstones. That is an awesome show! I liked to watch it on VHS many times!
[Cut to a pedestrian signal edited to read "NICE >:]".]
Little Guy: Nice, evil grin face. I am feeling nicer right now. We can watch it all day thanks to the Wood Man. He is not an annoying 10-year-old Russian after time.
[Cut to a variable-message sign edited to read "TODOKETE SETSUNASA NI WA NA MAE WO TSUKEYOU KA SNOW HALATION!".]
Dr. Beanson: Todokete setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka Snow halation. Are you freaking cereal!? Speak some English, you freaking cheeseburger!
[Cut to a traffic sign edited to read "Jerry Temporary".]
Little Guy: Jerry Temporary. You know what? These signs are the most stupidest thing I have even saw! You have to temporarily cause Tom and Jerry to have to cancel the Russian composers forever!
[Cut to a bus marquee edited to read "CONTINUE? >DA >НЕТ".]
Dr. Beanson: Continue? Da. "Het". I once played a scary video game. Where it does get this stupid sign from? Well, I don't like it, because it reminds Russians, because it comes from Felix the Cat. Now, I'm one of a kind soldier that brings high quality rips this message! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
[Cut to a post-it note edited to read "He raised phil and loves the ladies".]
Little Guy: He raised Phil and loves the ladies. Now this show called The Nutshack does not appropriate for the television. I can now watch it every day every minute every second online, because high quality rips ruined my life.
[Cut to a beach edited to have the words "Building Brown Bricks in Minecrap is the most amount of fun you can possibly have!".]
Dr. Beanson: Building Brown Bricks in Minecrap is the most amount of fun you can possibly have! I liked playing Minecraft when I was in 123 Greeny Phatom Cities. I can build anything however I wanted!
["7 MOMENTS LATER"]
[The instrumental to "Snow halation" plays as various Greeny Phatom and spinoff characters react.]
Gree Guy: Oh this is a funny! Do you want to hear it, Geo Guy?
Geo Guy: And what is this? SilvaGunner high quality rips? I guess I will taking a listen.
[Pube Beanson is next to Robbie Rotten.]
Pube Beanson: Looks like I, the great Pube Beanson, have found the number one villain. But not just any number one villain. But a number one villain. That a number one villain. That catching a superhero on the run.
Smol Nozomi: Todokete.
Dr. PBS What about this great show, that is having on the Fanta Orange Theater of 123 Greeny Phatom with Smol Nozomi performing dances! I can't wait to see it!
Green Bob: If only Santed Sailor was there! But he is having a vacation to the Paramount Pictures CGI hotel place.
SiIvaGunner: Everybody's having fun listening to my high quality video game rips!
["Snapshot Lullaby - Pokémon Snap" plays again as Doctor carries an album labeled "Carlito".]
Doctor: Oh boy! I can't wait to listen to the new song I just got!
[Doctor dances and sings to "Russkij Pusskij" by Carlito.]
Little Guy: Oh. That stupid doctor with his stupid Russian songs again. Why do I having to do something about this now? Wait a second. It also sounds like Spanish like in the Bailando en Tejas songs, so what can I do?
[Cut to distorted footage and audio of the "Russkij Pusskij" video as Little Guy's voice becomes very high-pitched.]
Little Guy: Holy kind of god I got the Carlito virus and I'm gonna crash in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... One of a kind soldiers, M&Ms, Nintendo Switch, Meet the Flintstones, Family Guy Funny Moments, Coca Cola, Pepsi, AMUNO, Mario Forevers, Cranky Kong... [keyboard-smash gibberish]
[Cut to black.]
Doctor: Hey, Little Gwey...
[Doctor is dressed and painted up to look like Sans.]
Doctor: Looks like I have become Sand Undertal from the classic Super Nintendo video game EarthBound. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Little Guy: You pesky plumber. I am going to staple a flag to your Bart until I can't take it anymore.
SiIvaGunner: Did you enjoy my high quality rips, Little Guy? Mmhohohohohohaha!
Little Guy: For the love of Barney Christ, you can't escaping from me this single time! How do I destroy you for all of eternity?
[We hear a fierce smackdown over a card reading "CENSORED/SORRY FOLKS!"]
SiIvaGunner: [stunned] Owie! That fucking hurted!
[Little Guy's face is pasted over an image of Fred Flintstone emptying a cigarette into an ashtray.]
Little Guy: Wahahahahahaha! That lucker got what he deserves.
[Little Guy is back to normal.]
Little Guy: So that would be the end of this episode. I now will getting a well-deserved by going for the Sony Wonder technology lab, because it was from The Powerpuff Girls, not Flintstones. So until the next time...
[We see a Greeny Phatom credits roll superimposed over the Japanese Sega Master System v2.1 BIOS, followed by Greeny Phatom's "Rainbow Animation Productions" ident, the "Grand Films" ident from Options - Mr Rental: The Video Game, and the actual idents for Sony Wonder, Sony Pictures Television, and CBS Paramount Television.]
