"Main Theme - Sid Meier's Pirates!" is a high quality shanty of the main theme to Sid Meier's Pirates!.
Joke[]
The rip is an original anachronistic pirate-themed song about the SiIvaGunner channel.
Lyrics[]
Gather 'round ya landlubbers
It be time for me shanty
(Awk! I'm a parrot!)[notes 1]
Me internet addiction has fucked up me life
I ain't got no job, and I ain't got no wife
The only thing that keeps me from killing myself
Is porno and memes from the Gunner himself
[Chorus]
Yar hardy hey, and a grand daddy dip!
I'm holding out for a quality rip!
I got whiskey one hand, and headphones in ear!
Please SiIvaGunner, take me outta here!
(Awk! Memes!)
I'm drunk as a skunk and I'm feeling like shit
I'm getting a headache but the comments are lit
I'd probably feel better if I took a shower...
But no time for that, the next rip's in an hour!
[Chorus]
Yar hardy hey, and a grand daddy dip!
I'm holding out for a quality rip!
I got whiskey one hand, and headphones in ear!
Please SiIvaGunner, take me outta here!
(Awk! Walk the plank you mashup artist!)
I haven't been outside fer a couple o' days
All o' me friends are online anyways
There ain't nothing better than posting dank memes
Like Grand Dad and Nigra and even the Bean!
[Chorus]
Yar hardy hey, and a grand daddy dip!
I'm holding out for a quality rip!
I got whiskey one hand, and headphones in ear!
Please SiIvaGunner, take me outta here!
(Nathaniel? Nathaniel!)
(Awk! Is this lore?)[notes 2]
I'm starting to get bored of doing nothing all day
There must be more to life than just vidya games
Perhaps it's time I turned me life around...
Ah, who am I kidding. Get me another fuckin' rip! (WOO! Yahar!) [notes 3][notes 4]
[Chorus, with the rest of the crew]
Yar hardy hey, and a grand daddy dip!
I'm holding out for a quality rip!
I got whiskey one hand, and headphones in ear!
Please SiIvaGunner, take me outta here!
[Cheering and squawking][notes 5]
Trivia[]
- Like all Talk Like a Pirate Day rips, the labels in the description of the rip were changed to coincide with the event. "Music" became "Shanty", "Composer" became "Captain", "Playlist" became "Treasure Map", and "Platform" became "Ship". The catchphrase was also changed to "Gaze not upon ye channel description, ya bilge rat!".
Notes[]
- ↑ The subtitles say "This be me shanty, and ye may sing along if ye wish!"
- ↑ The subtitles say "It might be..."
- ↑ The "Woo!" sample is from Spongebob Squarepants.
- ↑ The subtitles do not show the "Ah, who am I kidding", but they say "All together now!".
- ↑ Includes a clip of the Demoman's "Oblooterated" taunt (demoman_taunts17.mp3) from Team Fortress 2
References[]
- ↑ "My High Quality Rips". YouTube playlist by SkopioXV2.