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""Mechanizing Occupation Project [FILE-13] - Haltmann's Archives" is a lore video and the thirteenth "file" in Haltmann's Archives.

Summary Edit

Grandoise City

The map shown in the video

The video is formatted like all Haltmann's Archives videos starting with "FILE-02". It opens with this message:

[Haltmann's Archives]
FILE-13
[MECHANIZING OCCUPATION PROJECT]

The FILE, dated December 22, 2016, is an overview of Grandiose City from the perspective of President Haltmann's forces. The FILE expands on locales shown in The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis such as the Tower, SiIvaGunner's house, and Nigra Store. The FILE ends with an update that Angry Joe and Nathaniel Welchert have subdued Santa Claus and allowed the first shipments of Christmas Spirit to come in.

Transcript Edit

[Haltmann's Archives]
FILE-13
[MECHANIZING OCCUPATION PROJECT]

[December 22, 2016]

Following our acquisition of the territory of the south-western Netherlands, our
[Mechanizing Occupation Project]
is due to expand across Earth.


Our current real estate owned within the south-west Netherlands is as follows:

[City Center Square]

[Voice's Tower]
(formerly the unnamed lighthouse, as commissioned by The Voice)
[Precincts A, B, D, E]

[Harbor]

[HRS Haltmann Record Shop]
(formerly known as Nigra Store)


Currently uncaptured territory:

[Rental Storage Facility]
(too ruined to repurpose)
[Precinct C]
(unidentified gang/figment population possibly occupying this area, move in to investigate asap)
[Cliffside residence]
(Extract the SilvaGunner statue from here asap)


Paramilitary teams have been deployed across the globe to secure territory.

Thanks to
[Angry Joe]
and
[Nathaniel]
, we have successfully captured the [North Pole], where
[Santa's Workshop]
is.


Reports are that
[Santa]
has been subdued.
The first shipment of
[Christmas Spirit]
is due to arrive in approx 4 hours.


Asia, Africa, Europe and South America are our next targets.

Glory to Haltmann.


[FILE END]

Trivia Edit

  • This video's description contains an Imgur link to the full map of Grandiose City shown in the video.
  • December 22, 2016 is the five-year anniversary of μ's release of "Snow halation". By this point, The Voice Inside Your Head has ruled Grandiose City for about a week.
  • This episode is most likely set during the events of the CCC episode "Advent of Hell", since Santa has just been "subdued".


Christmas Comeback Crisis: Episodes
Episodes

Prologue: "Prologue" • Episode 1: "Seasonal Return" • Episode 2: "No Place To Hide" • Episode 3: "Old Times" • Episode 4: "Will of a Knight" • Episode 5: "Haltmann" • Episode 6: "Advent of Hell" • Episode 7: "Loves the Ladies" • Episode 8: "An Acrimonious Assault" • Episode 9: "Timbre of a Kazoo" • Episode 10: "I Love Her"


Bonus Episodes
"Episode VIII.5 ~A Fragmentary Interlude~" • "[AUDIOLOG: 19:27, HEAD_OFFICE]" • "Bad Moon Rising" • "The Final Rip" ("...of 2017") • "Wood Man and Robbie Rotten: A Christmas Comeback Crisis Side Story"


Haltmann's Archives
FILE-01: "The Creation of GiIvaSunner" • FILE-02: "Termination" • FILE-03: "The Loudest Store" • FILE-04: "Anomalies, Portals and Fabrications" • FILE-05: "The Werewolf" • FILE-06: "The Supreme Visitor" • FILE-07: "Christmas Spirit" • FILE-08: "Sample" • FILE-09: "Project AIRTH" • FILE-10: "Robotic Usurper" • FILE-11: "The Joke-Explainer™ 7000" • FILE-12: "Albums" • FILE-13: "Mechanizing Occupation Project"



Fake / Troll Episodes
"Last Hurrah [FINALE]" • "Large Gains [Episode 7]" (blooper video) • "The End... - SiIvaGunner: The Video Game" • "Treacherous Addiction [Episode 9]"