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"Meeting with Haltmann - Kirby Planet Robobot" is a high quality rip of Meeting with Haltmann from the game Kirby Planet Robobot. It was the second rip released on the "Smooth" Anniversary event, and doubles as a lore video setting up the Santana takeover for the day.

Jokes Edit

The rip is actually a switcheroo remix of "Smooth" by Santana (ft. Rob Thomas), and features a meeting between Rob Thomas and President Haltmann regarding the Santana takeover - in song.

Lyrics Edit

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ROB: Man, it's a hot one
Another takeover, there's been a ton
It seems the channel can be thieved by anyone
I think it's still cool
It seems the money
Still flies towards the midday sunny
It's the reason you are
Still ripping Smooth Moves
Yeah

And if you said "this meme ain't good enough"
Eat a dick, you'll only get the rough
Not the smooth, hot rips we have planned for the day
Shonic: Anime is gay!
ROB: Get the FUCK out of my rip!

And it's not like The Nutshack or mm2wood
It's not the same as Go-Go-Gadget or raps about food
And Grand Dad's pretty nice but it just ain't no Smooth
Give me those rips, make it real, or else forget about it

ROB: So what do you think, Haltmann? Do we have a deal?
HALTMANN: Well...

HALTMANN: I'll tell you one thing
Another takeover would be a shame
Once every week is getting dull, it makes me lose fame
Subscribers opt out
How 'bout you let it go
You'll get your rips, but it's my rodeo
You'll hear them all over the world, and you will know
Those Latin Rock-ish sounds

HALTMANN: And if you said...
BOTH: "This meme ain't good enough"
Eat a dick, you'll only get the rough
Not the smooth, hot rips we have planned for the day
ROB:WITH THREE GRAMMAYSSSS!!!
HALTMANN: Yes, Rob!

BOTH: And it's not like The Nutshack or mm2wood
It's not the same as Go-Go-Gadget or raps about food
And Grand Dad's pretty nice but it just ain't no Smooth
Give me those rips, make it real, or else forget about it

ROB: See, you're enunciating too much. This is [fəg'ɪəbaʊ'ɾɛ], it's not [fə'gɛt ə'baʊt]...You gotta get it right, Haltmann.
HALTMANN: I see! So, [fə'gɛ ə'baʊ ɛ]...
ROB: That's better, but it's not [kwaɪ raɪʔ]. Um, you're trying to skip them but it's more of a...hated neglect. Kind of like...a father, and...his three Grammys, and his friend...from Matchbox 20. I miss Carlos so much...

BOTH: And it's not like The Nutshack or mm2wood
It's not the same as Go-Go-Gadget or raps about food
And Grand Dad's pretty nice but it just ain't no Smooth
Give me those rips, make it real, or else forget about it

ROB: So, Haltmann, are you in?
HALTMANN: I guess so. Will you bring the rips?
ROB: Of course I will. Will you bring the Smooth?
HALTMANN: HYES! Yes, I think I will! I think it's...profitable. (evil laugh)
ROB: (evil laugh) Just don't forget about it, okay?

HALTMANN: Well, Rob, you have earned it indeed. Happy 18th birthday to Smooth! (laughs)

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