"Now Rebooting - SilvaGunner: Rebooted"
June 26, 2016
Now Rebooting - SilvaGunner: Rebooted" is a lore video and the fourth chapter in the SiIvaGunner Reboot.
After the events of "
Futari Happiness (NOZOMI Mix) - Love Live! School idol festival", SiIvaGunner attempts to reupload his glitched " Snow halation" rip, but is sucked into the Reboot. After SiIvaGunner reboots, he makes a new rip of " GO MY WAY!!" instead, having apparently forgotten all of the past memes and even remembering the Nigra store as a Howie store.
Chad Warden is surprised and confused at SiIva's new rip, wondering why " Meet the Flintstones" and "Snow halation" were replaced by " The Simpsons" and "GO MY WAY!!". A mysterious figure that calls itself The Voice Inside Your Head appears, revealing that he tricked SiIvaGunner into downloading malicious software to pull him into an alternate, rebooted universe. In this universe, there are alternate, more "interesting" versions of the SiIvaGunner memes that did not cause the dislike-bombing by the SiIvaGunner fanbase never happened, thus preventing the "civil war" Chad caused in the fanbase.
The Voice explains that he does not want Chad to tell this SiIvaGunner of his old rips, but he
also does not want to fight Chad. He mentions a deal that he will make with Chad to restore his old universe, and then leaves Chad to experience the rips this SiIvaGunner has to offer...
To see the transcript, click "Expand"
SiIvaGunner: Well, I see the "Futari Happiness" rip worked out pretty well.
SiIvaGunner: Very high quality, if I do say so myself.
SiIvaGunner: I think I should make one more "Snow halation" rip.
SiIvaGunner: With this new software I got from the Nigra store yesterday, this new "Snow halation" rip will be a huge hit.
SiIvaGunner: Let's throw in some Flintstones too, that oughta make it grand as hell!
SiIvaGunner: Alright, let's rev this baby up!
["Snow halation" begins and then crashes with a blue screen]
SiIvaGunner: Wait, what's happening?!
[Computer-like whirring plays while a "SilvaGunner is now rebooting..." loading bar fills up]
[Windows XP startup sound plays]
SiIvaGunner: Ugh, my head.Hey, what was I doing again?
SiIvaGunner: Ah yeah, I was going to make a high quality rip of "GO MY WAY!!" from THE iDOLM@STER.
SiIvaGunner: With this new software I got from the Howie shop yesterday, this new "GO MY WAY!!" rip will be a huge hit.
SiIvaGunner: Let's throw in some Simpsons too, that oughta make it D'OH as hell!
Chad Warden: [sigh] ...shit. What the fuck happened?
Chad Warden: Wait... why is my Caddy all wrong?
Chad Warden: Oh, SilvaGunner put up a new video.
["GO MY WAY!!" plays in the background.]
Chad Warden: What? Wait a second. These rips...
Chad Warden: What... why is the "Flintstones" and "Snow halation" gone? What happened?
Chad Warden: Something is going on and I need to get to the bottom of this.
???: Oh, but my dear Chad. Don't you realize?
???: This is all your fault.
Chad Warden: What the fuck?
???: Don't play dumb with me, Chad. You and I both know this is your doing.
Chad Warden: Excuse me, aight, but... who the fuck are you?
???: Names are not important, but if you must, you may call me...
???: THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD.
Chad Warden: More like The Gay Mexican-Ass In My Ass.
The Voice Inside Your Head: Ahahaha... your juvenile quips amuse me so.
The Voice Inside Your Head: But not as much as your fruitless efforts, trying to sway the fans.
Chad Warden: What?
The Voice Inside Your Head: Yes, Chad. You were the one who tried to stop the fans from dislike bombing.
The Voice Inside Your Head: That certainly worked out well, did it not?
Chad Warden: I-
The Voice Inside Your Head: No, of course it didn't. And why would you even do something like that?
The Voice Inside Your Head: It's not your right to tell people what they can and can't like.
The Voice Inside Your Head: That's what the dislike button is for, is it not? For people to express their opinion.
Chad Warden: I-
Chad Warden: ...I was just trying to do the right thing. AQAP, baby.
The Voice Inside Your Head: What's 'right' about fighting natural evolution, my dear Chad? Don't you get it?
The Voice Inside Your Head: People get tired of things all the time. The only thing you did by trying to fight the uprising was make it worse.
The Voice Inside Your Head: You thrust our dear old SilvaGunner and his fans into civil war before I stepped in.
Chad Warden: What the fuck did you do?
The Voice Inside Your Head: I turned this discourse to my advantage of course.
The Voice Inside Your Head: I don't think you understand how powerful the fans are. Sure pure chaos could alter entire worlds...
The Voice Inside Your Head: ...so, I concentrated their discourse as energy and integrated it into the new ripping software the nigra was selling.
The Voice Inside Your Head: Once Silva activated this modified software, it overloaded, causing time and space to reboot into an all new, alternate universe...
Chad Warden: That explains why everything's all different around here.
The Voice Inside Your Head: That's right, my dear Chad.
The Voice Inside Your Head: The Simpsons and Family Guy replacing the Flintstones. GO MY WAY!! replacing Snow halation.
The Voice Inside Your Head: A new world, with fresh new themes and no fighting. Bigger, better and more interesting, don't you think?
The Voice Inside Your Head: And it's all thanks to you.
Chad Warden: Fuck you, nigga! That's just bullshit, that's BULLSHIT!
The Voice Inside Your Head: Hah! Such defiance. Though, I was not expecting you to retain the memories of our original universe.
The Voice Inside Your Head: I thought your memory would have been altered too... but apparently not,
The Voice Inside Your Head: ...and old Silva here is starting to glitch out.
The Voice Inside Your Head: He must be fixed, and I can't have you running around blabbing and disrupting the new age, can we?
Chad Warden: HAE! Nigga, I'll just remind SilvaGunner how ballin' his REAL rips are!
The Voice Inside Your Head: I think not. I have complete dominion over this universe... well, for the most part anyway.
The Voice Inside Your Head: You aren't a part of this universe, and while I can't get rid of you,
The Voice Inside Your Head: I can sure as hell keep you from reaching him. But that's not how I roll. I don't like fighting.
The Voice Inside Your Head: How about this... I can make you a deal to restore your original universe.
Chad Warden: A deal...?
The Voice Inside Your Head: Yes. I'll need some time... like a few days...
The Voice Inside Your Head: ...to think about a good way we can settle this.
The Voice Inside Your Head: But for now, why don't you revel in some of the fantastic new rips this new SilvaGunner has to offer?
Chad Warden: Shove it up your ass.
The Voice Inside Your Head: Oh how you amuse me Chad. But anyway, I must be leaving. So long!
[The Voice teleports away.]
Chad Warden: [sigh] ...shit.
Blue screen Edit
The blue "Windows crash" screen reads:
To open the dropdown, click "Expand".
A problem has been detected and SiIvaGunner has been shutdown to prevent damage to the channel.
The problem seems to be caused by the following file: HALATION.SYS
If this is the first time you've seen this Stop error screen,
restart the channel. If this screen appears again, follow
Check to make sure any new video game music is properly ripped.
If this is a new high quality rip, ask your granddad or local school
idol for any high quality rips you may need.
If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed flinstones
or halation. Disable JUSTINRPG fantasies such as being eaten by Pokemon.
If you need to use High Quality mode to remove or disable components,
restart the channel, press F7 to select Parallel Universe Options, and then
select High Quality Reboot.
*** STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFD3094C2, 0x00000001M 0XFBFE617, 0x000000000)
*** HALATION.SYS - Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, DateStamp 3d6dd67c